Tattoos are dumb - think hard before getting one

So am I the only one on this planet that doesn't care for tattoos?  In my honest opinion, they don't look attractive... At all... In fact whenever I see somebody with a tattoo, I can't help but question that person's state of mind when they got that tattoo. Were they drunk at the time when they were at the parlor getting inked? Do they even think about how that tattoo will look like in 10-20 years?  Well here's an example:

 

Boy, that looks attractive...  I mean really, who doesn't love looking at blotches of unidentifiable writing or pictures on somebody?  Good luck trying to land that high paying job in a few years if you're covered in ink.  One thing I can say with confidence is most people that I've seen that have tattoos in visible areas on their bodies (arms, legs, & neck) generally work the lowest paid positions within a company.  You know why? Because they're frowned on.  How many CEOs working in a top 500 Fortune company do you know offhand that have visible tattoos?

Oh and how 'bout those tramp stamps? Yeah you know what I'm talking about, I'm talking about those tattoos that are usually seen on the lower back of women:

As bad as that caption may sound, it does makes a good point.