Although my aunt is a special kind of crazy. Crazy enough to the point where I will NOT give her my contact information, and for a good reason. This woman is in her late 50s, still lives with her mom (my grandma) and has the mentality of an 8 year old child. I make every attempt to avoid her like the plague. I think after reading this email, you will understand why.
This was the email I received from my aunt on birthday (sensitive information has been omitted but this is pretty much how I received it - layout & all along with the misspellings):
Subject: HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY, JAMES!!!~(A Special Birthday profile + letter for You!!!)~AUGUST 15th~HAPPY THURSDAY!!!~2013***(Birthdate: XXXXXXXX XXth~2013~).********(Sent at 1:47 P.M.).
| From: | Michelle E. (********atitudes@yahoo.com) |
| Sent: | Thu X/XX/13 2:05 PM |
| To: | *******ge@hotmail.com (*******ge@hotmail.com); **********olf@yahoo.com (********rwolf@yahoo.com); ******invenice@yahoo.com (**********nice@yahoo.com); **********itudes@yahoo.com (**********tudes@yahoo.com); *****rage@hotmail.com (*****rage@hotmail.com); *****ldcave7@yahoo.co.in (*****ldcave7@yahoo.co.in); *******arwolf@yahoo.com (*******arwolf@yahoo.com); *****mios723@yahoo.com (*****mios723@yahoo.com); *****ldcave7@yahoo.co.in (*****ldcave7@yahoo.co.in) |
| Cc: | ****nstarwolf@yahoo.com (****nstarwolf@yahoo.com); ****lsinvenice@yahoo.com (****lsinvenice@yahoo.com); ***himios723@yahoo.com (***himios723@yahoo.com); ****aldcave7@ayhoo.co.in (****aldcave7@ayhoo.co.in); *********titudes@yahoo.com (*********titudes@yahoo.com) |
----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Michelle E. <******clatitudes@yahoo.com>
To: "*****rage@hotmail.com" <*****rage@hotmail.com>; "******tarwolf@yahoo.com" <******tarwolf@yahoo.com>; "*****iclatitudes@yahoo.com" <*****iclatitudes@yahoo.com>; "******ios723@yahoo.com" <*****mios723@yahoo.com>; "******invenice@yahoo.com" <******invenice@yahoo.com>; "*****rage@hotmail.comm" <*****rage@hotmail.comm>; "*****ldcave7@yahoo.co.IN" <*****ldcave7@yahoo.co.IN>
Sent: Thursday, August 15, 2013 1:47 PM
From: Michelle E. <******clatitudes@yahoo.com>
To: "*****rage@hotmail.com" <*****rage@hotmail.com>; "******tarwolf@yahoo.com" <******tarwolf@yahoo.com>; "*****iclatitudes@yahoo.com" <*****iclatitudes@yahoo.com>; "******ios723@yahoo.com" <*****mios723@yahoo.com>; "******invenice@yahoo.com" <******invenice@yahoo.com>; "*****rage@hotmail.comm" <*****rage@hotmail.comm>; "*****ldcave7@yahoo.co.IN" <*****ldcave7@yahoo.co.IN>
Sent: Thursday, August 15, 2013 1:47 PM
Happy Birthday! ~ For My First Nephew, Dearest
JAMES!!! (: (: (: HAPPY, HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY to You today, JAMES, and
may GOD bless you with decades more of Good Health, Peace, Love,
Prosperity, Love, True Friends, and a Long Life to enjoy it all!! * * * *
* * * I tried to call you today, but, as you know, on my birthday, XXXXXXX Xth, SUNDAY Evening, when I asked you for your cell phone #, you
deliberately gave me your old number!! I am deeply hurt that you wuold
keep such a normal piece of information from me, your Loving and
Faithful Aunt!!~I will write you a separate letter! Anyway, here is a
SPECIAL BIRTDHAY PROFILE for You, JAMES, which I had calcuated just now,
(at 1:32 p.m.), and which I hope youshall enjoy reading, and learning
about the "Special Day" that you were born!!! I clearly remember the day
you were born, at the early morning time of 7:52 a.m. (You are a # 8
Life Path!!). Anyway, I am thinking of you
today, and am very hurt that you are unwilling to even tell me where
you live, or your actual telephone number! No, instead of a separate
letter, I am going to telly ou now, what i think. You have lied to me,
for maybe the past 5 years or more, always giving me a false number! WHY
WOULD YOU DO THAT!? WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU? All I have EVER been
is loving , kind, loyal, and GENEROUS to you, and so has your grandma,
IRENE!! (: (: That you would treat me this way, and consequently, her,
as well, is a terrible, cold way to be, JAMES, and even though, in my
Birthday Card to you, (which I sent today, along with a monetary gift!),
and i told y ou how proud and honored I am to be "Your Aunt"....I am
afraid your actions and your lie has greatly disappointed me, and your
"cold attitude" has hurt my feelings deeply!!****I know you probably
don't even care, but I ask you to kindly READ what I am telling you!
JAMES, you know, there is such a thing as
"Kindness" and "Love", and honestly, your selfishness, your cold
attitude, your lack of ever "going out of yoru way" for your Granmother
or aunt, or even remembering either of us with a simple Card for our
Once-a-Year Birthdays, is very disappointing and sad to me!!~(I am now
continuing this, as I was not able to do it before)....I just sent you a
copy at 1:47 p.m., and shalldo it,a gain, momentarily. I am sending
this to you, JAMES, from the ******** ******* LIBRARY. I want you to
know, JAMES, that both GRANDMA aand I have ALWAYS been here for you, and
you could always come and confide in us, or come to us, if you had
nowhere to go, etc. But you seem to have forgotten (how convenient!) ALL
that we have done for you, and given you, over the past 30
years!!!***Believe me, when our birthdays go by, year after year, and we
NEVER get a card from you, it really , really hurts us!! When I called
your brother, and then, your Dad, this morning, to ask for your
cell phone #, and your dad told me that you specifically told him NOT
to give it to me....WHAT IS THAT ABOUT, JAMES???? What is your problem
that you give it to everyone else, but NOt to the two people, GRANDMA
and me, who have always been the most generous and caring towards
you!!?? WHY? I would like an actual, hnest answer from you, because you
sure don't treat people the way they have treated you!! You make good
money, you keep it all for yourself, and yet, once a year, you can't
finda couple dollars to send us a card!? I would like 3 things from you,
JAMES, in exchange for what I am giving you this day, on yur 30th
Birthday!!!*** 1) First, I would like a birtdhay Card, also. OK? (I sent
you an adorable Cat card today!)....2) I would like a THANK YOU
Note/Card from you, thanking me, and telling me what you spent my little
monetary gift on!? OK?....and....3) I would like to know WHY you have
become so cold and rejecting toward the two people who
have ALWAYS loved you, and stood by you!!?? I cannot believe how "cold"
you have become, and it really hurts me!! At first, I used to defend
you, and say you would grow out of it....but , sadly, you haven't!~ WHY
IS THAT!? Anyway, remember, despite your lack of reciprocation or
caring, GRANDMA and I have ALWYAYS LOVEd and SUPPORTED YOU, emotionally,
and that you have become so uncaring, very much like your dad, (I am
sorry to say), really causes us alot of sadness and distress!!~Anyway,
JAMES, we both always wish you the BEST in life, and I hope and pray
that you will soon get over this attitude of yours, and learn how to
love....because, you know what, JAMES!? LOVE is what life is all about,
and if you don't give back to others, you will be treated that same way
someday, and believe me, yu will (then) remember my words....but, if you
don't make a conscious effort to changes, JAMES....you won't enjoy life
fully, and also, people will start to "reject"
you, the same way as you have done to them. Well, Grandma and i will
never reject you, but that is because we love you....but you will see,
and when you reach our ages, and you are alone, and wondering where
everyone else is....REMEMBER that you turned a "cold shoulder" to those
who were among the closest to you!! I pray thast you will WAKE UP, long
before then, and before it is "too late"!! OK, Honey? I am telling you
for your own good. Anyway, I hope you are having a WONDERFUL and HAPPY,
FUN, SUPER DAY today, and celebrating your Special 30th Birthday in just
the way you want!!!*** HAPPY, HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY, JAMES, and a Hundred
More!!! HUGS and LOVE from Your Aunt Michelle....XOXOXOXOXOXO. Do write
back. I am waiting to hear what you sepnt the $ 15.00 Gift on!~Let me
know in a card, OK? I expect en e-mail letter, an explanation, and
hopefully, a belated birthday card, too!! ~ P.S. I know one of the
reasons you LIE to me, is because,
for the past 5 - 10 years, you are "ashamed' to be seen with us!! (Me,
because you think I am too big, and Grandma, because she is older). That
is ridiculous, and very sad!!~You, too, will be old someday, if you are
lucky, and so, remember....the way you treat others, will come back to
you, in some way, someday. I wish yuo GOOD HEALTH, LOVE, HAPPINESS, and a
LONG LIFE, JAMES!!~Love, Your Aunt.
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XX XXXXXXXXXX 1983
Your date of conception was on or about XX XXXXXXXX 1982 which was a Monday.
You were born on a Monday
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path number 6.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1 & 5.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 7 & 9.
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path number 6.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1 & 5.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 7 & 9.
The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is XX.XX.XX.X.XX which is
XX baktun XX katun XX tun X uinal XX kin
XX baktun XX katun XX tun X uinal XX kin
The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Monday, X XXXXXX XXXX (XXXX-XX-X).
The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 3 April 1983.
Today is not one of your lucky days!
There are 365 days till your next birthday
In 1983 there were approximately 3.6 million births in the US.
Peridot is used to help dreams become a reality.Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Sardonyx, Diamond, Jade
Cedar, the Confidence
Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy, optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.
